[NSFW] Bring The Boys Out Video Logs before 2K13 Perth

Deuh Hello,

Only few days left till 2K13, I wanna have a last supper thing going on before flying to Perth, so BRING THE BOYS OUT! Probably we start with getting high on Chinese foods & Mc Flurry Sundaes... Those stuffs were the crayest. Hold on, while we are here let's catch up on daily lives in 5 minutes tops talking about koreans with their Aistheu AhhmeriKKhan, Shinee's new Wub Wub song and Yuya's new libertarian hobbies. 

Can anyone guess who's got budget haircut, supercut & high budget haircut?

After dinner, we are off to Bic's to watch Chonny's new kpop release. It's pretty hilarious to watch after a bottle of Rekordelig cider. Chonny's group is so smooth and don't give a fsck, the concept is embarrassing but righteously cool.

Would be nice if we can bring back the crew back like old days... Awww, time for Bromance moment and for some reason, we've never met the Knox. He's supposed to be the only black guy in the casino I heard. Any group will never be complete without a black guy. LOLS!! Is it just me high on sugar or Tom does look like JYP with his new hair?

You know... One thing that's happening? The amount of people not interacting with the world right now! I hate it when people play with their phones in dinner table. After you finish the conversation and they went "Sorry, could you repeat?" I'm like "Fsck that!!"

We were just talking about one thing that made me reflect on myself, rarely hanging out with my buddies. We are so tight arsed getting social with everyone using our phone, social media and IMs. Many people I know are so tight on their phones and doesn't even maintain eye contact. I like a story from Bic about Foo Fighters' concert. During the pre concert, the lead just scream out "Alright, I want you all to turn off your fscking phones and listen to my performance which you pay god damn well spent dollars." It reminds me how not fun I am in the past.. but screw that! Pawie's gonna be the definition of fun trolling tonight!

Screw you, Chinatown! It's my first troll list.

It's Saturday, good vibe is in the air! Lot's of Asian Lady Boners (means Asian women with horny swags in our context) walking around in summer tights or hot pants whatever. Anyways, we head to Kingsford Mc Donald's for 3 dose of Mc Flurrys. The bubblegum squash one was just plain weird but the sugar hit was off the roof! The rest is self explanatory in this trippy drunken video log below.

Did It Troll List:

1. Troll a sexy Asian Lady Boner. Yup, the angel in the i30 loves it.

2. Shout "Deuh Hello, angel. What's your number?" in Korea Town.

3. Headbang next to a cop car with Nhato songs.

4. High 5 an oncoming traffic.

5. Shout to a girl in front of her boyfriend "Hey, don't be rude. Get off your phone & talk to your boyfriend!"

6. Sang some kpop song with epic fail Korean in Korea Town.

7. Troll the most tight arse part of town... "Chinatown" TWICE!! 

8. Act the fool in Oxford St and got applauded.

[News] JKM 2014 Exclusive Summer Camp

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End of the year is closing in, guys. Looking for a tiring way to end the year with "Exclusive Master Class" ? Long story short in the flyer below. 

[Article] 2K13 Feel Korea in Perth Part 2: The Pre Event (Sydney)

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Hi, readers! Pretty much half of the banner is full of best wishes already. Thank you for your support for Ailee. I guess, it's time to leave the spaces for the Perth fans for now. You've been great, Sydney!

Anyways, it's another week to go till the 2K13 event. Things are getting very super hectic in le studio. Phones to ring, cars to book, hotels to match, contents to think about. Hell, I'm not even sure if I'm bringing the right stuffs to Perth.

Only a week left and I'm not even sure what I'm doing, it's like that panic attack where you just want to cancel everything. 

Splurging in the name of Kpop and regret nothing except working like a dog after.

Unfortunately, the "Bic" can't come due to work training convention and I'm short to one man show this event. I'm last resorted to call my buddy, Qamal from high school. Although, he's a software engineer, it's still a degree closest to cameraman. Sadly, he can't make it too due to end of year project for an E-commerce epic campaign. Then, he reminded me "Hey, man. Didn't we have a friend in Perth? You know... "her". Then I was like "Oh yeah, Devy. She somehow ended up in that hick mountain part of the town." 

Awwww, wish we can hang out with Devy like old days, Qamal.

We had a half arsed quick tele-conference. I just mention "Kpop concert with handsome men" and "FREE TICKET". Finally, we came up with a conclusion that's she's in... without knowing that there will be reporting and promotional work to do. Muahahaha!! We got to celebrate with Tom's victory dance and his trippy music too!!

Next is to get Ailee fans to sign the banner. Thank you, guys for writing your best wishes. Then, will pop by the hospital as well to get a fan who can't make it due to labour to write best wishes as well. Oh, do you guys know that women's hospital rocks!! They got "Shinee - Everybody" playing on TV. LOL!!!

Let's hope the nurse ain't coming in till we are done setting this up.

Oh, by the way. Apparently, the blog stories flew all the way to SQ Entertainment. They are one of the pioneer of Artist management and media liaison department in Australia... so far that I know that is. Also, I want to point out that they got one massive motherf*cking mascot suit called "Barami"!! How awesome is that?! 

Their mascot got lost and confused in the K-Wave festival 2013.

Check out their activities and exploits so far in...

Facebook: SQ Entertainment <-- Click here

Twitter: SQ Ent Tweet <-- Click here

We agreed to meet up via phone conference and later on discuss future strategies and contemplating on massive Kpop booming in news... Talking about total randomness. 

As you may or not be aware, there has been quite a bit of recent media shortage in the kpop news in Sydney, or either a media that does not depict the full scope. 

We are looking forward for this event to be a story that needs a telling from the fan’s point of view. But enough talk, let's eat the ox tongues!!

There's no time for formalities when you are hungry.

Yeah, it was a fun meeting. Too bad, time is not a luxury we all have. I'll be looking forward to be in service in the name of journalism and also relieved that I can find a group of people with similar passion and enthusiasm for Kpop Entertainment.

Furthermore, thanks you a bunch SQ Entertainment for your support for Ailee. Your contribution shall aid the cause for me, the fans and of course, Ailee herself. 

Have a nice flight back to Melbourne and Brisbane, girls. Hope to collaborate with you next time.

[Tea Break] Ailee, keep calm and hang in there, baby.

Deuh Hello,

Hmmm, it's a fine morning today. Woke up with birds knocking on the roof like somebooodeee!!

Anyways, got awesome news in the package. The sponsors are willing to fund us this awesome life size pull ups banner (but without the poster in it). Any fans willing to write your best wishes to Ailee? (Available to anyone who's in Sydney, Australia of course) I'll try my best to give it to her in person in the Perth 2K13 event. Yes! That's right. The team is rooting for Ailee this time.

The studio render of the artwork.

People are not perfect! I, myself going through a lot of issues physically, mentally and financially, it's just part of our journey. I would understand a fraction of what she's feeling...being pressured by the media, demanded with immeasurable answers. So this end of November would be an awesome day to give her the support she needs. 

I can't believe the amount of people still flaming the media over this story, the news is being spread over around like pancakes. What's done is done, we should stop fighting each other in the forums, stop b*tching and push Ailee forward to the next level. 

Anyways, here's the half arsed process to print a poster. Press the blue button!

Then, lay it on the table, a cut here, a cut there and Voila!!

10am: Off to the office and get this baby to work.

20 minutes later. Awwww, it's too cool for school!!

Anyways, if you are interested... It's time and get all your signatures on!

Please leave some space for the Perth fans too as we can only carry one banner. They are heavy as fsck!

I'm available around the University if you wanna have a quick meetup and write your best wishes. Next Saturday on the 23 Nov would be sweet if we can have a mass meetup for the lols.

[News] 2K13 Feel Korea in Perth Part 1: The Venue

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Hi readers, we are closing in to the 2K13 Feel Korea Event.

We've got guests coming as the Korean Cultural Ambassadors to teach us the Korean Arts and Culture, including Hangul lessons and Kpop dance moves!! All for the bargain of $10 (excluding Airfares and Accommodation).

And... a grand finale concert in the end!

To be honest, I'm not that familiar with these lineups, maybe a little bit of MBLAQ and Ailee... That's all, but the lineup includes:

MBLAQ: Uhhh, Very memorable when Mir had a feat with Kan Mi Youn's Paparazzi.
Ok, I might have a little fun jamming with these guys.

Ailee: I'm not a big fan of high voices but... Come on, she's the only bewbs in this show. 

Wheesung: Heard the name but never heard any of his songs, but people seems rooting for this guy.

Alexander: Never seen him. He sounds dreamy...

Ongals: WTF, are they supposed to be comedians?

The venue is in Challenge Stadium, Mt Claremont in Perth.

6km drive from the heart of Perth. At least it's close to the coast. We won't miss it. Worst thing, I've never been to Perth and here's the treasure map.

If it takes 16kms, then probably around 20 minutes drive, 30 minutes bus or 4 hours run??

Looks like a game of "Boom! You sunk my battleship"

Overloaded with panic... rushing to book the tickets for the event and flight, messaging comrades if they would like to travel at same date. Also, still waiting for my new Zoom Microphone to arrive from Japan. Arghhh!! Why, god?! Why everything's gotta be so hard?!

So which one of you gonna come to join the crew?
This is going to be a big project going to the west coast.

If I got myself Front Standing ticket for $10, this is clearly a robbery!
And yes, I repeat Front Floor Standing ticket is $10!

Spots are going fast. I assume should be sold out by 18th November.
They are up till section 207 when i last checked on 12 Nov.

Clearly, Bic's coming for Ailee. I'm coming for the lols of it and ditch work (I'm sorry, Anonymous). Anyways, we hope Ailee's gonna sort out her private matters by then because this is gonna one half arsed trip if she bail out last minute. Ailee, we love to hear you sing in the end of November please.

This is off topic, but...

Apparently, a friend of mine in high school said he was in the same church as Ailee back in the days in Korea/America (I'll need to confirm that later). Even he doesn't know about the scandal since he's busy in Pennsylvania. He just said she's a very bright girl that aced the choir practice like a boss! A good role model for the community. I'm not sure if that source is credible but it doesn't matter. I like hearing stories.

Regarding the hot scandal, it's been on for 3 days? Like around that? I'm not going to have a lot of say till Allkpop , record label, third parties and the investigation sources are proofed legible. It's hard to read articles in Allkpop and Reddit with all the fans, anti fans, trolls clashing each other with full on raging emotions! It's Christmas soon, peoples! Save your energy for your friends and families instead of meddling other's people's business.

[Tea Break] Can I pass as Yoo Jae Suk?

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Nothing much going on at the moment in Sydney except limey weather here and there and I'm going to take time off to rethink my life. Until... I checked in the logs, a Reddit comrade posted an interesting message. Then same message from my IM.

"Hey, you look like the guy in the comedy show Running Man."

Aghhh!! Smugness overload!! LOL, joking... I checked it out and I'm not that convinced. However, I can write my name tag as Yoo Jae Suk next time for the lols.

Now, time for the most annoying part. Cross checking. WAHHHHH!!!

So readers, why not you judge for yourself with these pics. LOLS!!

No wonder, I've been act the fool these years because of THIS GUY!!

[Article] A Crayon Pop fan(s) Pilgrimage Part 3: The Verdict

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First thing first, our cuteness overload girls should be on their way to the airport right now as I publish the blog. The weather is very gloomy and long showers since morning, maybe because the fans are crying to the sky as they leave. Have a safe flight, girls!

I hope you guys watched the Youtube video on Crayon Pop's performance by now. If you havn't, here it is (Recommended to watch in HD for the funny subtitles). 

But without further ado, I'll put more details about the show.

First of all, I suck in remembering Kpop stars' names, they all look almost the same. WHY, God?! WHY?!? I came without knowing each of the members' names, gotta ask the fans real quick... 

Thank god, they had name badges and I can read Korean. As you can see, they came on time to greet the fans briefly and had to go through the backstage (assuming that they had to go through Hwaiting chant with the label managers).

hello everyone, it's Crayon Pop for real, real not for play, play.

The stage was divided into 2 parts... I think. My crew and I were situated near the Sushi bar on the left wing and the newcomers and the so called Ouendans (cheering squad) on the right wing. Yes, there were A LOT of Ouendans with matching grey suits cheering the crap outta the show.

That's the exact reaction when you hear the Ouendans.

The group got my brownie points for trying hard in the performance. The place is kinda hot and imagine wearing a sweats and helmet under those 400 watt lights doing cardio workout. Although, I kinda feel sorry for Way for getting the right corner spot during the performance. She had to hesitate doing a spinning twirl or she might end up in the merchandise department (that's the reason I also had First Aid kit ready). 

Did I mention They smile a lot?! Now that's customer service right there! Smile, smile! For god sake, their song is about keep calm and keep jumping. 

The staffs did mention to keep autographs quick but we all know what we want! "To have quality moments with our cuteness overloaded stars" and made it the slowest autograph session ever. Fans had a brief chats, short interviews and get their phones, jackets, laptops and junks signed. As long as you ask, they are happy to do it. Now that's another service, baby!

Check out that not overtly done smile.

Every fans get to get special requests.
You want to sign on the cover, book, cd, clothes, posters, banners and cargo bag?

Yes, please. Sign on my cover but don't touch the face.

Gummi: Ehhhh, really?!
Paw: Yes, sign on the CD too. It's going to be a trophy!
You want black or blue marker? Your choice.

Go nuts and get your CD signed overload. You just need to ask.

You want them to sign the crazies? Go nuts!
Seems like 2 person used the wrong colour marker?
Way, Way...Wait! YOU GOT TO USE THE ORANGE MARKER!!

Our crew was queuing late for the video session and photo shoots till the last crowd started to head towards the autograph table. All the girls are just super duper cuteness overloaded cotton candy, man. Choa was exceptionally energetic waving and swagging and was mostly trolled by Bic and Tom as she's just right in front of us.

I like it, they like it (I hope), everybody is having awesome fun and great laughs. A fan also got overwhelmed with cuteness overload that she ended up bailing out screaming like a schoolgirl. Thank you, Anonymous for helping me out taking awesome polaroid-film of me and Way (Yay, I'm a Way fan by the way). Now I know the reason why Way got the dangerous right corner spot. 

Look this Way!! Please sign the paper helmet that's for the fans too.

Oh well, at least it was fun weekend. Until next time, Crayon Pop!
KEEP CALM AND KEEP JUMPING!

Crayon Pop, I wish them success for being so humble, attentive and passionate. It would be sweet if they can speak more english phrases in the future and another visit to Sydney would be most welcome. We will be cheering for you from Sydney.. Represent!!  

So... what's the final verdict?

Exactly...

[Article] A Crayon Pop fan(s) Pilgrimage Part 2: The Event

Deuh Hello,

Now for a moment you've been waiting for, explained.

   

The venue is located in the heart of City entertainment quarter, the Event Cinema. As usual, overcrowded with Asians with their dancing machines and crane machines. Despite me living in Sydney for over 14 years, I'm ashamed to say this is my first time coming to the cinema.

As you walked in, there's a concierge handing out J Movie festival dockets (which I handed down to someone else again and bail out) and a $20 Cinema discount docket.

Once I arrived with Bic Boi here, we just don't know where to queue... Seems they have the queue for Crayon Pop and the movies together.

Once you see this sign. You're just glad you are in the right venue.

Seriously, this guy loves the Bar Bar Bar.

Yeah, JK Entertainment. I spot you too.

Apart from all that, I'm surprised with all of the fans with CDs. 

But enough with all that rant. Below is the most important part of the show for you guys who can't make it. Grab your popcorn for the 19 minutes of your life.

[News] JK M Academy in Sydney?!?!

Sorry if it's a repost.
But I just found this out... from my Trash inbox... somehow...

Apparently, it's easily booked out from the reviews.
Therefore, book early for the next term, people!

[Article] A Crayon Pop fan(s) Pilgrimage Part 1: The Pre Event

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Crayon Pop's performance is today! 

Wooohhhh!!! I also got PMs so early for pre meeting from Reddit comrades.

Thank you, comrades for the supports.

Apart from that. here's a little half arsed express preview of my early morning pilgrimage for the pre Crayon Pop journey.

As you're reading this. The HDest possible version of the show is uploading. That crap gonna be up in 12 hours or even more. To be announced soon. Now gonna need some for the gains sleep.

5am: still dreaming about how awesome to hack one of the Tv in Harvey Norman
and crank up the music for the lols

6am : Freaking out about what to bring. WTF, First aid?

6.15am:  Why there's no women when
you need them to judge your wardrobe.

6:20am: Blend some Proteinlicious shake! Shake
on some 9 Muses tune for the lols.

7am: Working out with some lame One Direction crap. If only Gym tune in 

Bar Bar Bar like the left picture... I would be so happy.

9:30am: Chilling in a comrade's studio with morning breakfast smoothie, spotifying
IU's new album.

10am: We need hair makeover before we see Crayon Pop
with our bed hair. Another reason to cover it with a helmet.

10.30am: You can trim them hair, Bic. But we still want you to look like Jesus.

11am: Let's go, Bic. we gotta beat traffic. Stop flaunting your Jesus hair.

11.10am: Vroom!

11.30am: More Vroom Vroom!!

12 noon: Yes, it took us %^$&ing 30 minutes to find parking.

12.05pm: At least it's close to the Cinema.

12.10pm: Oh my goodness!! Oh my damn!! Crowds are going ham!!